I glanced at a box, looked away, and suddenly wondered why it was in english. I looked back. It wasn't. I had just read the top without thinking about it.
I catch snatches of conversations when I pass people on the street.
One day I read a sign and then realized I had read the sign. And this was no billboard with "voulez-vous?" and a picture of a car, this was 4 whole sentences. Impressive.
I can understand a lot of the news on tv without relying on the footage.
By now I can pick things up at the store without having to explain that I don't speak french.
Wait. Notre Dame means "our lady" of course. And Lefou in Beauty and the Beast is "the crazy." I see what you did there, Disney.

Small victories.
A few weeks ago I bought a gigantic pad of colored paper squares and started writing words I wanted to learn. I stick them on the wall beside my loft bed, and when I'm sure I have all the meaning's committed to memory I take it off and write something on the other side. Hopefully the red will quickly disappear, and then the orange and yellow….
There are some words which I'm not sure how I picked up, and there are some which I remember someone explaining to me. But for the majority I can recall hearing them, looking them up, forgetting them, hearing them again, looking them up again, writing them down, forgetting them, looking at the paper, and finally remembering what they mean. Memorization has always been difficult for me, from formulas to lines in a show. Once I do learn a word, I hear it everywhere.
There are a number of words that are close to the english equivalent, but it's risky because there are also a lot of faux amis (words that sound similar but mean very different things). I also have to work around phrases like "it doesn't matter" that don't translate with my dictionary.
Reading is easiest, because I have time to look at the words and see if they're similar to those know if I don't recognize them. Writing is alright if you ignore my grammar, because once again I can take my time. Listening is difficult, but it's nothing compared to speaking. I have to quickly arrange the french words I know so that the other person will understand, and say it properly. I understand many more words than I can remember off the top of my head.
Still, my friend tells me "Your sentences make sense now!" so that's… encouraging.
At this point, I can have a conversation with someone if they're willing to go slowly and stop for clarification. I can also understand most of a conversation between two people. But participating in a conversation with a group is difficult because they're usually speaking fast (or at a normal speed, which is fast to me), and going from one topic to another.
Another problem is I'm getting better at the basics, but missing the key ideas in a conversation. For example, listening to two people, I hear something like this:
"So yesterday I decided to ___."
"Oh really? That's good, I wouldn't want you to be ___."
"No, actually it's more ____."
"Maybe tomorrow then."
I understood most of it, and yet none at all.
Now that I've been here two months, people are beginning to ask me "are you fluent by now?" No. No I am not. When people said things like this last month it was funny, but it's beginning to be rather depressing.
However, I am pretty good at telling people that I don't speak french and why, where I'm from, how long I'll be here, who I'm living with and the school I'm attending. The range of topics I'm good at is so dry.
I knew the meaning of what sounded like "on hiva" but I couldn't figure out how it was spelled, and therefore couldn't decipher the literal translation. One day while checking facebook I saw it in a sidebar advertisement. It was actually "on y va." Thank you, facebook.
I also kept hearing "comme mȇme," which I thought must mean "like the same." But it was actually "quand mȇme," an expression which has about five different uses.
I'm not afraid of answering the door now, because now I can manage without having to explain that I don't speak french. The phone is still scary.
Any picture of me since September is a picture of me learning french, so here's one with two other exchange students, Manu and Shuangyi at a reunion last month (taken by Eli).